Wednesday, November 01, 2006,
alrytes, thunder, rain and everything now! :(
thunders are super duper scary! they go BOO all of a sudden!
arghhs, what if a old lady with weak heart suddenly hears thunder man? WILL DIE DE LEI. okeh, maybe not la! :D
okeh, watched tv, played the comp since morning till now!-.-
HOLIDAYS ARE BORING, gosh, and it's only afew days only, how can i survive the two months coming up man! :/
desiree's a nice entertainer, u know why?
cos i asked her to entertain me, and it turns out to be we all entertaining each other! HAHA!
:DDD i love desiree lah! :) we had nothing to do, so we told a story,
those one line u say the other i say those crap?
and it turns out lyddat ;
amuse ; peace ;D says:
nong nong time agao
bang bang. says:
there lived beauty desiree and piggy err, who? WHO'S UR BF? lol
amuse ; peace ;D says:
and her piggy shihui , they lived in a drain
bang bang. says:
they had no money, no food, NO NOTHINGG
amuse ; peace ;D says:
excepts for leaves to cover(:
bang bang. says:
then one day, a strong wind came,
amuse ; peace ;D says:
& blew ALL the leaves in the earth away
bang bang. says:
(lol) they kept running after the leaves hoping to catch some,
amuse ; peace ;D says:
but in the end ..
bang bang. says:
they couldnt even catch a singlee onee
amuse ; peace ;D says:
so they hadd go cover themselves in..
bang bang. says:
dirty smellyy mudd, every morning when they wake up they had to scrub all the mud off them,
(yucks)
amuse ; peace ;D says:
but then! one day ..while bathing . smth flow in
bang bang. says:
beauty des says: YUCK, IT'S OTHER PPL'S SHITT!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
piggy shihui says ; NO! its CAKE! ;p!
bang bang. says:
beauty des says: u idiot, how can this be a cake, chocolate cake meh? IT'S SHIT LAH. dont believe go try it!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
piggy shihui delightfully agree .. and she tried the CAKE . & wanted more
bang bang. says:
(wahlao, why say me till lyddat! LOL ) beauty des: OMG, U TRIED SHIT! AND U NOT EVEN THIBK IT'S DIGUSTING AND U WAN MOREEE?
amuse ; peace ;D says:
{ its just a story xp! } shihui ; ITS DELICIOUS! so she have the CAKE all by herself without sharing
bang bang. says:
beauty des: yeww, cant belive u said it's delicious! NUTS MAN. and she went off, but on the way, she found somthing which look like a bottle!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
then des picked it up & open it & found a photo of ..
bang bang. says:
she and her long lost mummyy
amuse ; peace ;D says:
& behind the photo was an address
bang bang. says:
des thought to herself: hmmm, there's an address! i shall go and find my long lost mummy!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
then she came into a place , with loads of tai-tais ( AUDREY, JOHN TAI TAI AHS. :p )
bang bang. says:
des: omg, why are there so many taitais here? arghh, whr's my mummy? and she went in screaming whr's my mummy foolishly.
amuse ; peace ;D says:
{ XP! } then she quickly seacrh the house . and found it . outside the house was a huge..
bang bang. says:
BIG BOOBS WOMANNNNNN!
(LOL)
amuse ; peace ;D says:
and she was so overwhelmed by it
bang bang. says:
des: auntie auntie, can i ask u smth? how come u have such big boobs?
amuse ; peace ;D says:
auntie ; O: oh im glad you ask , doctors stuff things in it and ..
bang bang. says:
boo, my boobs became bigger!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; WOAH! auntiee swee leh you
bang bang. says:
auntie: OH, THANK YOU, u wanna stuff some stuffs too?
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; NOPE! im satisfied but! my friend piggy shihui needs them { HOHO! }
bang bang. says:
auntie: ohh, really? how big is her boobs? tell me, then i can prepare how much stuffs she needs stuff in.
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; OH sure , she BE THANKFUL to me i guess(: . OH her cup . ER cup E
bang bang. says:
auntiee: E? E very big le leis, she dont need le lah, I THINK U NEED IT MORE!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; me? nahs . i think piggy shihui want F (:
bang bang. says:
auntie: oh. then lyddat she dont need it alr, u sure u dont wan? urs look quite small eh? HAHA
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; AUNTIEE! YOU PERVET LAH! MOLEST!!!
bang bang. says:
eh small kid, dont say i pervert! i nvr touch u hor!! i can sue u de ah, JUST NOW, the auntie let out a terrible loud roar, and scared her away
amuse ; peace ;D says:
auntiee saw a birth mark on des, the one tht her lost child had ..
bang bang. says:
HEY! come here come here, whr's ur mummy girl?
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; i was finding for her . until i saw you . & you scare me away ):
BIG FAT MEANIEE!
bang bang. says:
auntiee: oh, im sorryy, anywayss, i guess u are my long lost childddd! my daughter had an exactly same birthmark as u
amuse ; peace ;D says:
des ; MOMMY! ( the dramatic tearing contiune )
bang bang. says:
auntie: AWW, MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRR!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
she squeze her tight until she couldnt breathe . & she ..went to heaven
bang bang. says:
( huh! ) OMG OMGGG, daughterrrrr, dont dieee! PLS PLS!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
she took her last breathe & found a knife on the floor . & stab her mommy
bang bang. says:
( wahlao, u very mean sia ) ouchhh, whyyyyyy did u doo that? ( with that kinda of im dying and i hate u expression )
amuse ; peace ;D says:
( mothers shouldnt hate their child! ) des ; cos i want you to be with me FOREVER
amuse ; peace ;D says:
so in the end . both died . & flew to heaven
& piggy shihui is
alone
in the drain
covering herself
with
nothing esle
but
MUD(: . yes . dirty YUCKY slimy
gooey mud
bang bang. says:
!!
amuse ; peace ;D says:
yes . folks . MUD! . TATA! FOR NOW!
THE END! :)hahah! it's kinda crap and long lur, but yeah, no choice, we ALL have got nothing better to do! :( arghh.
i wanan play arcade! :DD (charles ah charles! )alrytes, go watch tv already,
BYEE PEOPLE! :DDDoh, &enjoy the story yeah? :pthings dont turn out the way you want it to be, accept the fact, and get it over with ;im getting over this :D
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